If you’ve been following the Lions tour over the last few weeks you may feel as if you have reached Haka saturation point. Well, do not fear, with the test matches on their way we have a few more eye bulging, throat slitting performances still to come.
For a few decades there has been the feeling that the All Blacks gained a physiological advantage from the Haka, which was unfair on the opposition team, who have to stand there and accept it.
To counter this perceived advantage coaches, and players, have adopted various response strategies. Here are 9 of the best – and the worst.
Number 9 – Ireland u20 2009
Jerome Garces does his best to push the Irish youngsters back in to their own half, but there is no stopping the green wall as it heads towards the junior All Blacks.
Number 8 – Tonga 2003
What better way to counter a challenge than by laying down your own. Tonga respond to the Haka with the Sipi Tau.
Number 7 – Munster 2008
Munster’s very own Haka in the mist of Thomond Park.
Number 6 – France 2007
This Rugby World Cup quarter final in Cardiff lives long in the memory for the fact that France won the game. What is often forgotten is the line of red, white and blue that faced the haka across the half way line.
“The Haka confirms France are well and truly up for the game,” Richie McCaw later wrote in his autobiography. Maybe facing up to the Haka does work?
Number 5 – Australia 1996
New Zealand’s Antipodean cousins can be little scamps when it comes to respecting the Haka. In the 1996 Tri Nations fixture in Wellington, the whole Australian team decided to stretch some hamstrings rather than accept the challenge of the Haka.
This wasn’t a great idea – Australia went on to lose 43-6. Ouch.
Number 4 – Richard Cockerill and England 1997
Cockers isn’t everyone’s cup of tea but he will certainly remain long in the memory for this response to the Haka, and his coming together with Norm Hewitt.
Number 3 – Wales 2008
It’s 2008 at the Millennium Stadium and Jonathan Kaplan tries desperately to shift one team or the other to get the game starting. Wales – with their hands on hips and Adam Jones looking mildly bemused won’t budge, so finally it goes down to New Zealand to move on…..otherwise they’d still be there today.
Number 2 – David Campese
The shy and retiring Aussie wasn’t one for the limelight usually and on a number of occasions he shunned the Haka, preferring instead to do some stretches and warm ups under his own posts.
Number 1 – Ireland 1989
Willie Anderson starts the ball rolling with innovative responses to the Haka with a slow march towards the All Blacks line. It took Shelford by surprise but he loved the challenge.
And the worst……British and Irish Lions 2005
The 2005 Lions tour was a disaster. O’Driscoll’s symbolic picking up of some grass after the Haka was supposed to show cultural empathy but not only was the protocol wrong it set the wrong tone for the series.
It was an act that made the Lions look subservient; a team that would respond to whatever the All Blacks wanted them to do. Showing a little respect is one thing, kow-towing to the opposition before a battle is another.
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